Tuesday, March 12, 2019

"Paper Work"


  

A sermon and short story based on Luke 4:1-13
Pastor Jacob T. Mueller
The First Sunday in Lent, March 10, 2019
Holy Cross Lutheran Church, Emma, MO
You can also listen to this sermon here.

In the name of Jesus, who has resisted temptation for you, dear fellow redeemed, 

Jesus’ temptation is a wonderful event for us because it makes it very clear that Jesus wins and the devil loses. This was a great victory not only for Him, but also for all of humanity. But what would this mean for the devil?                    
What follows is mostly speculation, my speculation about how this event went down among the powers of evil. How would the powers of darkness respond to such a resounding defeat?
                   It was a quiet day in the demon’s lair. Wormtongue, an experienced demon well suited for his middle management position was going over temptation reports, when Belgrin, a junior demon, burst into the office. “Boss, you won’t believe what just happened!” He blurted out. Wormtongue looked up at him, annoyed that he had been interrupted.
                   “It’s bad news boss, just as we expected. It looks like we were right about that carpenter from Nazareth.” At this, Wormtongue perked up. For years now, they had been going over this peculiar case. As hard as they had tried, this one hadn’t fallen. Wormtongue had just recently put Belgrin on the case and told him to report anything strange directly to him before he filled the report.
                   “What happened?” Asked the senior demon. “He went to see that crazy Baptist in the Jordan River,” Belgrin spurted out. “I wondered why He would do that, get baptized and all, He didn’t have any sins to be washed away. But when He came up out of the water, the sky was torn apart, and the Spirit came down in the form of a dove. But the He spoke.”[1]
                   “Who spoke?” Asked Wormtongue, now completely intrigued by what Belgrin had to say. “It was Him, the Almighty.” Both demons shuddered at the thought of God, as if a cold draft suddenly filled the room.[2] “He said, ‘This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased.’ Who could that be?”
                   “I think it’s fairly obvious who that is.” Wormtongue scolded. “This is out of your league, boy. I’m pulling you off the case. We need the big boss.” He grabbed Belgrin by the arm and dragged him down the hall to the corner office. Wormtongue pounded on the door and was granted entrance immediately.
                   Satan was laid back in his chair, his feet up on the desk, sipping on something red from a glass. Wormtongue relayed Belgrin’s account of what had happened to their master.
                   “So, the Messiah’s finally showed His face on earth.” Satan replied, slowly putting down his feet and getting up from the chair. “Well, since you imbeciles can’t deal with things on your own, I guess I’ll have to take care of this one myself.”
                   He downed the rest of his drink and with that, the devil was off. For forty days, all the demons held their breath. They knew that if the big boss could pull this one off, then they were in the clear forever. Humanity would their plaything. But defeat would mean the beginning of the end they so dreaded.
                   It happened one day as Belgrin was in Wormtongue’s office again, going over his latest temptation reports when Satan barged in and let loose a string of profanity, so vulgar it would make entire navies blush. When he had finished, he sank down in a chair across the desk from Wormtongue and poured himself a glass.  
                   “What happened?” Wormtongue asked hesitantly. “It was Him. I couldn’t do it.” Satan said as he stared at the liquid in the glass.
                   “Surely you tried,” said Belgrin. “Of course, I tried,” the devil spurted back. “I tried all my best, but He never gave in.”
                   “Would you like to talk about it?” Wormtongue asked. “I mean, you need to fill out the report on the temptation anyway. How did you begin?”
                   “I began the way we always begin, with something that will make those miserable creatures happy. He had been alone in the wilderness for forty days and hadn’t had anything to eat. Most of those gluttonous slobs can’t go more than a few hours without desiring something to eat. So, I say to him, ‘If you are the Son of God, command this stone to become bread.’”[3] Said the devil.
                   “Pay attention Belgrin,” Wormtongue said, “there’s two very important things the boss did by opening that way.”
                   “I think I know what they are,” Belgrin answered, “He made the subject question His relationship to the Almighty.” All three shuddered again. “Then he used something that they think they need. That’s good work boss! It reminds me of your first temptation to Adam and Eve. You made them question God’s goodness and presented them with good looking food. That went so well with them. How did it turn out for you?”
“Awful!” Replied the boss who was now pouring himself a second drink. “He replied with a scripture verse, ‘Man shall not live by bread alone.’[4] What does that even mean?”
“Well, I think they need protein and vegetables to keep those bodies running,” suggested Belgrin. “Of course I know what that means!” Yelled the boss. “It means that the Almighty” (All three shuddered once again) “wants them to trust His Word. It gives them faith and they can’t live without it. I mean usually with those two temptations alone you can get someone to fall into sin. Especially since humans are so quick to doubt the promises He makes to them.”
Wormtongue was frantically scribbling down information down for the report. Suddenly he stopped, erased something, and started writing again. “What was that,” said Satan, “what did you erase?”
“Force of habit,” replied Wormtongue, “You know that question at the bottom of the form ‘Did the subject fall into temptation: yes or no?’”
“Of course,” Said Satan, “It’s the most important question on the form. That’s what we’re going to use to build our case against the Almighty’s people.” All three shuddered.
“We almost always check ‘yes’ but never with this guy.” Said Wormtongue, “It’s always a ‘no’. He’s been tempted in every way, yet He remains without sin.[5] Go on, what happened next?”
Satan continued, “I took him to a high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. I told him, ‘To you I will give all this authority and their glory, for it has been given to me, and I give it to whom I will. If you, then, will worship me, it will all be yours.’”[6]
                   “Oh, that’s a good one.” Replied Belgrin, “You don’t even have all that power! You can’t do anything more than the Almighty allows.”[7] All three shuddered.
                   “That’s right,” Wormtongue said, “all we need to do is make people think they can get power, fame, glory, and honor and they will do almost anything. I mean you wouldn’t believe how many families we can tear apart, marriages we can ruin, or friendships we can destroy by hinting that one person might just a smidge more power. Why we can even cause all the horrors of war just by convincing one ruler or people that they will be better off afterwards. This big guy,” He said proudly slapping Satan on the back and spilling his drink, “told Adam and Eve they would get wisdom and that would give them power. Obviously, it did not. Lying about power is one of our best weapons. Did He fall for it?”
                   “Absolutely not! We wouldn’t be having this conversation if He had!” By this time Satan was getting steamed, never mind that his drink had been spilled. “He quoted another scripture passage, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and him only shall you serve.[8]’ With all that, I only had one last weapon. We went to Jerusalem, to the top of the temple and I told him to jump.”
                   “Why would anyone do a senseless thing like that?” Asked Belgrin.
                   “It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let a junior demon question the boss.” Snapped Satan. Belgrin hissed back. “I followed it up with a scripture passage. I figured He might appreciate it since He had been quoting them at me all day. Psalm 91:11-12 says ‘He will command his angels concerning you, to guard you…. on their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone.’”[9]
                   “Now you see Belgrin,” replied Wormtongue, “Twisting scripture has always been one of our best weapons. Take His Word or creation and twist it to fit your needs and even the most devout of His followers may fall for it. It worked for Adam and Eve. All the boss had to say was, ‘did God really say’[10] and he was in! But you must be careful not to quote too much. For example, the verse after the verses our boss quoted says, ‘You will tread on the lion and the adder; the young lion and the serpent you will trample underfoot.’” [11]
                   “That wouldn’t be good at all,” Belgrin said with worry in his voice. “Satan appeared as a serpent and prowls around like a roaring lion.[12] This scripture prophesied our downfall!”
                   “And of course, He answered with another scripture verse, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”[13] Replied Satan.
                   “So,” Wormtongue replied, “What do we do about this Jesus of Nazareth who has resisted every temptation?”
                   “This has got to be an all-out war.” Satan proclaimed. “Send every demon, power, and ruler we’ve got.[14] Wreck people’s lives. Possess them and their children. Destroy their families. Inflict them with diseases.”
                   After seeing Jesus, Belgrin wasn’t sure about that. “What’ll happen when we meet him?” He said almost pleading. “Our power is already falling apart now that He’s here. He’ll just throw us out. On behalf of all the demons on the front line, don’t make us confront Him! Don’t send me back there! We’ll have to confess who He is. We’ll have to confess ‘You are the Son of God’ What do you think of that?”[15]
                   “Then kill him.” Satan shouted, pounding his fist on the desk so that even Belgrin and Wormtongue jumped. “The Almighty” (all three shuddered) “has weakened himself. He has taken on human flesh[16] to be with those miserable wretched human beings. Why does He care for them so much? Why does He want them? All they do is fall into every trap we have set for them.  We have warehouses full of paperwork fully documenting their every failure. He knows it! I can’t wait to show it to Him on Judgment Day![17] At least if we’re going to be judged, we’re going to take down as many as we can.”
                   “But boss,” objected Belgrin, “will killing Him accomplish anything? He is the author of life.[18] Killing Him isn’t going to work. He’ll rise from the dead and that will be the end of us. All we have is fear and lies—fear and lies about death especially.[19] When He comes back to life, He’ll break death.[20] Fear of death is all we’ve got.”
                   But Satan wasn’t listening. “It won’t even be that hard to kill him with that fleshy body. We tried that once with King Herod when He was a baby,[21] but this time we won’t fail! We’ll stir up the religious leaders. They’re so caught up in works righteousness, anything He says to challenge their system, it’ll just make them hate Him more. It won’t be hard to get the Romans to kill one more person.”
                   By now Satan was pacing back and forth across the office and not listening to any more objections from the others. “We’ll sift His followers like wheat.[22] Surely I’ll be able to enter one long enough to work some betrayal.[23] The death He dies should be painful and public, stoning, no, hanging, no—but He should be hung on a tree![24] Ah, now that the Romans are in charge let Him be crucified![25] Ha, ha, ha, ha.” Satan let out and evil laugh.
                   “But sir,” It was Wormtongue with an objection this time. “This has all been foretold in the scriptures. In fact, His death will clearly forgive sins.[26] Do you know what will happen to all this paperwork I’ve been carefully keeping since the beginning of time? It will be useless if this Jesus dies and rises again! It will all be canceled out with His blood.[27] Every record of these miserable humans falling into temptation will be erased![28] You will have no evidence to bring before the Judge.[29] He will have to declare all His people not guilty because of this Jesus.[30] You may strike his heal, but he will crush your head.[31]
                   “A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Satan said sternly to Wormtongue and Belgrin. “You two had better fall in line. If Satan is divided against Satan, how will we stand? We’re already coming to an end.[32] Wormtongue and Belgrin, time is short.[33] There’s going to be more paperwork.”
                   So that was a little abstract for a sermon. Let me conclude by telling you exactly what I hope you get out of this.
                   First: the devil tempts us with the same things he used on Adam and Eve and Jesus. He will tempt us to go after things that we think we need, power, and he will even twist God’s Word. We usually fall into these temptations.
                   Second: Jesus used God’s Word and the Holy Spirit—given in baptism—to face off against the devil. We have these same tools.
                   Third: Although Satan had a small hand in Jesus’ suffering—entering Judas—God planned it even from the beginning. Could it be that Satan is so hell bent on destroying everything good that God has made, that he would even go as far as to be involved with something that would bring about his own downfall?
Forth: Jesus’ death for us has taken away all our sins. There’s nothing left for the devil to use to accuse us. When we fall into temptation, we know we have forgiveness because Jesus died and rose again. The devil and his demons are already losers. That’s good news. Amen.                  


[1] Matthew 3:13-17 (The account of Jesus’ baptism)
[2] James 2:19 You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder!
[3] Luke 4:3
[4] Luke 4:5, Deuteronomy 8:3
[5] Hebrews 4:15 For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who in every respect has been tempted as we are, yet without sin.
[6] Luke 4:5-7
[7] Job 1:12 And the LORD said to Satan, “Behold, all that he has is in your hand. Only against him do not stretch out your hand.” So Satan went out from the presence of the LORD. 
Job 2:6 And the LORD said to Satan, “Behold, he is in your hand; only spare his life.” 
[8] Luke 4:8, Deuteronomy 6:13
[9] Luke 4:9-10
[10] Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any other beast of the field that the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God actually say, ‘You shall not eat of any tree in the garden’?” 
[11] Psalm 91:13
[12] Revelation 20:2 And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years.
1 Peter 5:8 Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith, knowing that the same kinds of suffering are being experienced by your brotherhood throughout the world.
[13] Luke 4:12 Deuteronomy 6:16
[14] Ephesians 6:12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places. 
[15] Luke 4: (31-37), 41 And demons also came out of many, crying, “You are the Son of God!” But he rebuked them and would not allow them to speak, because they knew that he was the Christ.
See also Luke 8:26-39
[16] John 1:14 And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. 
[17] Revelation 12:20 And I heard a loud voice in heaven, saying, “Now the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ have come, for the accuser of our brothers has been thrown down, who accuses them day and night before our God.”
[18] Acts 3:15 “You killed the Author of life, whom God raised from the dead. To this we are witnesses.”
[19] Hebrews 2:14-15 Since therefore the children share in flesh and blood, he himself likewise partook of the same things, that through death he might destroy the one who has the power of death, that is, the devil, and deliver all those who through fear of death were subject to lifelong slavery.
[20] 1 Corinthians 15:54-55 When the perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality, then shall come to pass the saying that is written: “Death is swallowed up in victory.” “O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?”
[21] Matthew 2:13-18 (The account of Herod killing the baby boys in Bethlehem)
[22] Luke 22:31-32 “Simon, Simon, behold, Satan demanded to have you, that he might sift you like wheat, but I have prayed for you that your faith may not fail. And when you have turned again, strengthen your brothers.”
[23] Luke 22:3 Then Satan entered into Judas called Iscariot, who was of the number of the twelve. 
[24] Galatians 3:13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us—for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who is hanged on a tree” 
[25] Mark 15:13 And they cried out again, “Crucify him.” 
[26] Isaiah 53:3-6 He was despised and rejected by men, a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief; and as one from whom men hide their faces he was despised, and we esteemed him not. Surely he has borne our griefs and carried our sorrows; yet we esteemed him stricken, smitten by God, and afflicted. But he was pierced for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with his wounds we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned—every one—to his own way; and the LORD has laid on him the iniquity of us all.

[27] Colossians 2:13-15 And you, who were dead in your trespasses and the uncircumcision of your flesh, God made alive together with him, having forgiven us all our trespasses, by canceling the record of debt that stood against us with its legal demands. This he set aside, nailing it to the cross. He disarmed the rulers and authorities and put them to open shame, by triumphing over them in him.
[28] Jeremiah 31:34 For I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more.”
[29] Romans 8:33-34 Who shall bring any charge against God's elect? It is God who justifies. Who is to condemn? Christ Jesus is the one who died—more than that, who was raised—who is at the right hand of God, who indeed is interceding for us.
[30] Romans 3:22b-25a For there is no distinction: for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus, whom God put forward as a propitiation by his blood, to be received by faith.
[31] Genesis 3:15 “I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.” 
[32] Mark 3:23-26 And he called them to him and said to them in parables, “How can Satan cast out Satan? If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand. And if a house is divided against itself, that house will not be able to stand. And if Satan has risen up against himself and is divided, he cannot stand, but is coming to an end.
[33] Revelation 12:12 Therefore, rejoice, O heavens and you who dwell in them! But woe to you, O earth and sea, for the devil has come down to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short!”